Appalling cesspool. Fairways, greens, tee boxes all dreadful. Pace of play is painful, nearly 5 hours in a 2 ball. Paid £30 as a guest, the website failed to mention they were under maintenance and the greens were unplayable and resembled Bournemouth beach. I’ve played before when the greens are considered playable, and even then they resemble a farmers field. Avoid this place at all costs, it’s genuinely dreadful, you’re better off on the dinosaur crazy golf, at least the greens roll.

The gentleman in the club shop makes you feel beyond unwelcome to start the experience, not pleasant.

Shockingly overrated and overpriced, an embarrassment to the game of golf. No discernable fairways on the front 9, back 9 a bit better. The greens were the worst I've ever played on, slow, bobbly, uncut, dry, bumpy, weedy and unloved. A shame, because hole design was quite nice and the location is excellent. With the money they make from the driving range and the large member base I cannot fathom how the management can do such a bad job. Avoid unless everywhere else is closed

Good course, poor greens