Greens are terrible, green on 15 is half mud, half dead grass. Need to water more

Fairways are meh, greens are crime scenes, and the tee boxes might be old parking lots. Putting here feels like playing mini-golf on a gravel driveway. Teeing up? Bring a jackhammer. It’s cheap, sure—but so is instant ramen, and that has more consistency. Great if you’re into chaos golf or just need a place to scream into the wind. Bring friends, low expectations, and a sense of humor. You’ll need all three.